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Goin' South

The proper response when someone tells you they’re going to spend a year at the South Pole is to encourage them to follow their dreams.   However, that encouragement would have been lost on me.   A turn around the sun at the bottom of the world was never my dream.   Then original late adolescent plan was to become a doctor.   I was the going to be an astronaut, because clearly doctors make great astronauts.   And when I was famous for being an astronaut, I was then going to be a US Senator.   But after six decades of moderate effort I haven’t even met the Marvin Lee Aday criteria for success:   “Now don’t be sad, ’cuz two out of three ain’t bad.”   At least I got to be doctor, and batting .333 gets a multimillion dollar contract in baseball.   (I love baseball for many reasons, not the least of which is that if you’re successful merely three times out of ten, you’re a superstar.   Doesn’t work that way in medicine, but wouldn’t it be great if you only had to get it right a third of the